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Sunday November 19, 2017

Take a fond trip down memory lane from an era before video games and computers. Merry Christmas, and may Santa make you as happy as he did back then.

In the true spirit of Halloween, dust off the inner prankster in yourself and take a look at this montage of some of the best scares on the net.

As farmers, we're proud of the multitude of uses people find for our food products. But we had no idea! If your shoppers are limiting their bacon intake to breakfast only, they are missing out on the latest Internet craze. Bacon's everywhere! Here are some examples:

The Elvis Donut: Peanut butter glazed donut topped with bananas and bacon.

The Bacon Cinnamon Roll: Enough said.

The Ba-Cone: A bacon cone filled with a complete breakfast.

Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies. Who knew?

Krispy Kreme bacon cheddar cheeseburgers. We dare you to look away.

Bacon Ice Cream.

Chocolate Creme Brulee with Candied Bacon. For the most refined palates.

Chocolate Oatmeal Cupcakes with Maple Bacon Buttercream Frosting: Proof there's nothing that can't be improved by bacon bits.

Maple Bacon Frozen Yogurt: What'd we just say?

Bacon Moon Pie. Pork fat, dark chocolate, caramel marshmallow, Scottish shortbread cookie, single-barrel bourbon. Feeling light-headed yet?

 

Bacon vodka. Baken, not stirred.

Chocolate-covered bacon. The delicacy that launched a movement.

 It's tractor-hauling  time of year

Look, we realize tractors and equipment on the road can present an inconvenience to our rural neighbors, but even we had to give this hauling operation a double-take. 


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Say it ain't so, Cookie Monster. Even our favorite poster child for fun in food has been caught up in the rush to promote joyless eating.

Following last week's position statement by the American Academy of Pediatrics, blaming media for contributing to childhood obesity, many were jumping on the healthy kids bandwagon in an attempt to head off potential action by Congress and regulators to ban programming that doesn't conform to the new health consciousness. Caught up in the pack: Our favorite poster child for gleeful abandon, Sesame Street's Cookie Monster. As seen in this historical evolution of the 50 year old mascot for pure food enjoyment, apparently C no longer stands for Cookie, but for Correct, Politically.

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