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On the Lighter Side: Christmas Toys of the 1970s

Take a fond trip down memory lane from an era before video games and computers. Merry Christmas, and may Santa make you as happy as he did back then.

The Lighter Side: Great Halloween Scares

In the true spirit of Halloween, dust off the inner prankster in yourself and take a look at this montage of some of the best scares on the net.

On the Lighter Side: Clear the Roads!

 It's tractor-hauling  time of year

Look, we realize tractors and equipment on the road can present an inconvenience to our rural neighbors, but even we had to give this hauling operation a double-take. 


Little Farmer Browns Tractor - Watch more Funny Videos

Humor: Bacon. It's What's for Dessert!

As farmers, we're proud of the multitude of uses people find for our food products. But we had no idea! If your shoppers are limiting their bacon intake to breakfast only, they are missing out on the latest Internet craze. Bacon's everywhere! Here are some examples:

The Elvis Donut: Peanut butter glazed donut topped with bananas and bacon.

The Bacon Cinnamon Roll: Enough said.

The Ba-Cone: A bacon cone filled with a complete breakfast.

Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies. Who knew?

Krispy Kreme bacon cheddar cheeseburgers. We dare you to look away.

Bacon Ice Cream.

Chocolate Creme Brulee with Candied Bacon. For the most refined palates.

Chocolate Oatmeal Cupcakes with Maple Bacon Buttercream Frosting: Proof there's nothing that can't be improved by bacon bits.

Maple Bacon Frozen Yogurt: What'd we just say?

Bacon Moon Pie. Pork fat, dark chocolate, caramel marshmallow, Scottish shortbread cookie, single-barrel bourbon. Feeling light-headed yet?

 

Bacon vodka. Baken, not stirred.

Chocolate-covered bacon. The delicacy that launched a movement.

Et Tu, Cookie Monster?

Say it ain't so, Cookie Monster. Even our favorite poster child for fun in food has been caught up in the rush to promote joyless eating.

Following last week's position statement by the American Academy of Pediatrics, blaming media for contributing to childhood obesity, many were jumping on the healthy kids bandwagon in an attempt to head off potential action by Congress and regulators to ban programming that doesn't conform to the new health consciousness. Caught up in the pack: Our favorite poster child for gleeful abandon, Sesame Street's Cookie Monster. As seen in this historical evolution of the 50 year old mascot for pure food enjoyment, apparently C no longer stands for Cookie, but for Correct, Politically.

Partners

Supported by the Nebraska Corn Board

The Nebraska Corn Board, on behalf of 23,000 corn farmers in Nebraska, invests in market development, research, promotion and education of corn and value-added products. The board aims to work closely with the farmer-to-consumer food chain, to educate everyone about the role corn has in our everyday healthy lives. The Nebraska Corn Board is proud to sponsor the Farmer Goes to Market program to help bring its mission of expanding demand and value of Nebraska corn to the consumer, through the strongest touch point in that chain: the Nebraska retail grocer.


In patnership with the Nebraska Grocery Industry Association

The Nebraska Grocery Industry Association was formed in 1903 by a group of Omaha grocery store owners, wholesalers and vendors to allow them to promote independent food merchants and members of the food industry, and to promote education and cooperation among its membership. NGIA continues to represent grocery store owners and operators, along with wholesalers and vendors located throughout Nebraska, by promoting their success through proactive government relations, innovative solutions and quality services. NGIA offers efficient and economical programs. NGIA also lobbies on both a state and national level, ensuring that the voice of the food industry in Nebraska is heard by our representatives.


Supported by the Nebraska Farm Bureau

The farm and ranch families represented by Nebraska Farm Bureau are proud sponsors of the Farmer Goes to Market program. We take great pride in supporting Nebraska's agricultural foundation. A key part of that effort is to make sure we produce safe and affordable food. This newsletter is an important part of our effort to connect the two most important parts of the food chain -- the farmer and the grocer -- with the goal of increasing consumer awareness and information about how their food is raised in Nebraska.