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Cleanup on Aisle 9

On the Lighter Side: When it comes to fair food, we do have our limits

For the first time in its 162-year history, the California State Fair will feature an official chef, preparing salads from his own garden of fairgrounds-grown fresh fruits and vegetables. Somebody stop the madness and bring us a deep-fried Twinkie.

On the Lighter Side: A magical Independence Day moment, without a single firework

The fourth of July fireworks show had just ended, says videographer Benhamin Ames, but his 4-year-old thought she kept hearing them outside. So they sang to keep her mind preoccupied. In the end--and over 12 million YouTube views later--this heartwarming video captures the real magic of family holidays, with or without fireworks.

On the lighter side: "GMO?" I think that stands for "Googled My Opinion"

Critics of genetically modified organisms, or GMOs, claim they pose health risks to the public. Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel is always interested in people who have strong opinions, so he sent a crew to one of the local farmers markets to ask people why they avoid GMOs and, more specifically, what the letters GMO stand for.

On the lighter side: Is that a banana, or are you just happy to filigree?

Pen, ink and banana?

Artist Stephan Brusche combines ballpoint pen and razor knife to turn the pedestrian banana into some surprisingly inventive artwork.

On the lighter side: Shopping cart wheel oil? That'd be Aisle 9

There appears to be a new trend among shoppers--or at least a new meme justifiably poking fun at them--first noticed when an observer posted this photo on Reddit, in which a shopper doesn't seem to grasp the distinction between carrying handle and basket rack.

 

Not doing it right

 

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The farm and ranch families represented by Nebraska Farm Bureau are proud sponsors of the Farmer Goes to Market program. We take great pride in supporting Nebraska's agricultural foundation. A key part of that effort is to make sure we produce safe and affordable food. This newsletter is an important part of our effort to connect the two most important parts of the food chain -- the farmer and the grocer -- with the goal of increasing consumer awareness and information about how their food is raised in Nebraska.


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The Nebraska Grocery Industry Association was formed in 1903 by a group of Omaha grocery store owners, wholesalers and vendors to allow them to promote independent food merchants and members of the food industry, and to promote education and cooperation among its membership. NGIA continues to represent grocery store owners and operators, along with wholesalers and vendors located throughout Nebraska, by promoting their success through proactive government relations, innovative solutions and quality services. NGIA offers efficient and economical programs. NGIA also lobbies on both a state and national level, ensuring that the voice of the food industry in Nebraska is heard by our representatives.


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The Nebraska Corn Board, on behalf of 23,000 corn farmers in Nebraska, invests in market development, research, promotion and education of corn and value-added products. The board aims to work closely with the farmer-to-consumer food chain, to educate everyone about the role corn has in our everyday healthy lives. The Nebraska Corn Board is proud to sponsor the Farmer Goes to Market program to help bring its mission of expanding demand and value of Nebraska corn to the consumer, through the strongest touch point in that chain: the Nebraska retail grocer.